LEE "BEAR" PADGETT VS BEAR KEG
Lee Padgett is a man of many talents:
A Incase team memberA good friendA handsome kidA soccer playerA kid that has a Myspace fan
site dedicated to himA group vocalist on Waiting on The World to Change (see liner notes)A cookie lover extraordinare (Milanos or Pirouettes)A Bear
It is known that Lee loves cookies and is always responsible for the depletion of Milanos here at Incase. To combat this aggressive behavior I have decided to fight back. I purchased this little helper yesterday. Meet the Bear Keg, Bear Resistant Food Container by Counter Assault.

They say that it was designed to protect your valuable food supply from predation while traveling in bear country. I say it was designed to protect our Milanos and Pirouettes from Lee.

I may have uncovered a new market opportunity for these guys. Keeping cookies away from people who sometimes act like bears and eat all the cookies. Good luck Lee, the lid features a unique convex surface that minimizes the area a human paw may contact when striking. After several attempts to get our cookies Lee should lose interest and leave the area, protecting both our cookies and Lee (he crushes bags and that's not healthy).