T.I. VS. T.I. 83

big things addin'and li'l things subtractin'big things addin'and li'l things subtractin'big things addin'and li'l things subtractin'plug the coordinates in and then you get to graphin'
Now you gotta find the maximum, value of x they askin yaDon't listen to them suckas when they say "e" is too irrationalSee, i said "I can plot it" and them lames started laughin' andSame students now want the kid to draw a graph with 'emI computed several classics, you know like "log(e)","integrals", "hyperbolas", and "cosecant(z)"Now they ask about pi, I say, "it's approximately 31-4-1-5-9-2, continuous to infinity"I don't use FOIL when I solve it like thatEven Pythagoras say, "Damn, I ain't know it like that"Oh yeah, still drinkin OJ, calculating x squaredAin't nothin changed the way that I prepareI still sit in class with a #2 in the airUp in Study Hall, see me slang in the chairI will slang Scantrons, no such thing as an errSay you got 100 questions? My mnemonic devices never fail
Cause I do it yeah I do it yeah I do it yeah I do it yeah I do it
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I love me some Clifford Harris. And some Integral Calculus.
-Scotty

WHITE AND GOLD AND....PURPLE???

So, it looks like my distaste for the Lakers finally has to end. I used to feel like the Lakers were the Yankees of basketball, so I felt it my job to root against them. And just when I thought they couldn't get any dumber, they go out and do something like this...and TOTALLY redeem themselves!
"With the 19th pick, the Los Angeles Lakers select Javaris Crittenton, guard, from Georgia Tech."


Javaris from Atlanta, Kwame from Brunswick...the team is starting to tighten up!
Hopefully the Zen Master puts Javaris at the point, leading to 30 assists per game to Kobe, leading to some kid in a Calvin Johnson jersey going nuts in the nosebleeds at Staples Center all winter long.
I also sense a Bulls-esque resurgence of the Hawks with their young squad - new uniforms, a new logo that looks like the Louisville Cardinals, and the additions of Al Horford and Acie Law IV. I almost wet my pants thinking about the KG-to-the-Suns-and-Amare-to-the-Hawks trade, but this is a solid Plan B.
GT in the Proooooooooooooooos!
Scotty

THERE'S NO "I" IN "RADIO"

Hey friends -
Just wanted to say thank you very much for the amazing level of support in my quest for the...quest for a show on public radio. I did not advance to the next round, did not pass go, and did not collect $200.
I did, however, with your help, gather enough votes to land somewhere in the top 100 out of more than 1400 entries - an impressive feat on your part, especially considering it was all accomplished in a 3-day window. That actually makes your involvement much more impressive than mine in the contest, so...congratulations.
Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks - I know it's a pain to register for those things. Please do continue to provide input to the site - this contest could have a really cool effect on public radio.
Scotts

GO ARMADA!

Last summer, I got all fired up because Jose was returning to baseball and planning to pitch and DH in the Golden Baseball League out here.† He started with the Chino Outlaws and then was traded to the Long Beach Armada and then...yeah, I'm not sure either.
Anyway, the Armada, never one to be one-upped by the mediocre return of a Surreal Life cast member, has officially changed their name from the Long Beach Armada to:
The Long Beach Armada of Los Angeles California of the United States of North America Including Barrow, Alaska.
Go LBALACUSNAIBA!