Interfaith Baking, Issue 1

It's ON...
Holiday baking is in full effect.

Here's the gallery of baked goods from the Mayer clan.

I just checked the fan submissions, and you'll be astounded when you see some of these creations. It'll jump start your holiday spirit.
I refuse to let these young punks in Old Navy commercials have a better holiday than me. It won't happen this year, I tell you!!!!

Fan pics to come.



Artist: John M
Name: "Frosty At Dusk With Pipe"
Medium: Devils food cake, icing, marshmallow, fondant, confectioners sugar



Artist: Ben M
Name: "3-D Pumpkin"
Medium: Pumpkin bread, frosting, fondant, food color spray, colored TwizzlerÆ brand candy ropes



Artist: Liz M
Name: "A Gaggle of Gobblers"
Medium: Chocolate cupcake, marshmallow, candy corns, Fruit by the Foot, sprinkies



Architect: Carl M
Name: "Friend of a Feather"
Medium: White cake, butter cream frosting, fondant, food dye marker

Happy Holidays

First thing's first... this picture. Let me explain: this photo was taken out of context. I was performing a very tasteful and beautiful reenactment of the video for the hit Whitesnake song "Here I Go Again". This photo makes it look as if it were silly and unnecessary. As anyone who was there can attest to, it was a revelation. "A triumph of the spirit", as one police officer called it.

And to make sure that triumph continues through the holiday season, I am dedicating this blog to the spirit of the holidays. And what is the best way to harness that spirit? Through baking cakes.

I will debut my first of several festive holiday cakes this Saturday night. I invite everyone reading this to join me in the simple joy of expression through baking, and to send me photos of your delicious creations. You think I'm crazy now, but once you apply the last dollop of frosting, or that finishing touch of icing, you'll understand that there's just no hiding from the feeling.

I've set up an e-mail address, interfaithcakes@me.com, so that you can show off your own baked goods. I will post the best cakes on my blog, and the one I deem most beautiful will win an autographed signature series Fender Stratocaster guitar.

I wish everyone a wonderful and happy holiday season, and hope you all enjoy yourselves now more than ever.

Your friend,
John

Hi!!

Hi out there...
thought I'd check in to let you all know what's up in my world...

I'm working on the next CD, which I'm sure you will immediately hate until you eventually love. I'm basing out of LA because I'm working on a side project that is extremely cool. (I'll tell you about it soon.)

A quick point about all things media/gossip/paparazzi related, as I know there's been some chatter amongst the fan boards lately...

I am not darker, angrier or moodier these days. In fact, it's just the opposite. All that's happened is that I've given up on trying to find a way to use unwanted media as a form of entertainment. (It still was worth a try.) A walk to the car isn't the best time to try and analyze my mood or disposition, so you'll probably always get a bad read from it.

Here's what I think some of you might be missing... I'm enjoying off time right now. That means I'm not really playing any shows as I concentrate on making the next album. Traditionally that would mean that you never see me at all, and my absence makes your hearts grow fonder, and then I appear again with my next collection of work and we all get grooving again. Things have changed a bit, and the decision to slide on and off your radar isn't so much my own anymore. But I'm too young to stomp my feet about it. All I can do is concentrate on keeping my heart and soul correct and then redecorate around it.

So the life you see in pictures of me might not resemble the one you saw when you first picked up my music, but I'd be willing to bet your life looks different since then, too. All that matters is that the evolution of being a person stays correct, and I think when you hear the next album you won't regret a thing...because I sure haven't.

And I get it... I don't apologize for a lick of it, but I get it... I just think sometimes in the middle of all the gossip madness you just need to hear my voice to let you know that I'm still here. So here I am. Well, not "me" me. I'm dictating this to my assistant Rolando while I enjoy an invigorating Watsu massage. And maybe from now on I'll give you some more updates so that you don't feel as if I've disappeared and been replaced with a robotic clone, like in that movie The Last Starfighter, though if I had been, I'd want you to know that I'm very happy where I am defending the great planet of Rylos, long may she prosper.

Sorry. Sorry. Where was I?


I think that covers it, just a quick check-in... Hope you're all well and as excited about the future as I am. I'm looking forward to the show on December 6.

Catch up again soon...
John